my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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