You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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