You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
the liver wants what the liver wants
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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