Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I hate all girls vehemently.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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