Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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