awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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