Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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