Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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