what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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