i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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