Welp...herpes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
