her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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