one might say we're banned from that church
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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