I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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