Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
