im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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