Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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