So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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