Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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