At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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