Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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