i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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