Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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