His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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