i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
