SEEEEXXX PLEASE
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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