there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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