I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so let's talk penis.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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