it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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