After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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