what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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