at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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