Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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