No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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