Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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