I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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