Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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