I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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