i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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