Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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