i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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