VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
