Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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