come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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