What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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