just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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