I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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