Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
