just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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