He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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