i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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