How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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