If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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