I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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