just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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