I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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