it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
