Do you still have your period?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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