We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
