I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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